1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via notcapableoflove)

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archangel-bonding:

Yesterday was Tuesday, right? But today is Tuesday too!

The fact we STILL reblog these posts every Tuesday five seasons later should be convincing enough to bring Gabriel back already

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alter-of-the-sky:

This deserves more notes

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tom-sits-like-a-whore:

thegirlincendio:

Growing up is when you stop being scared of villains and start wanting to have sex with them

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Supernatural + fandoms 

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kurgy:

what have I done

kurgy:

what have I done

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so last night I was screaming “I am Loki of Asgard, I am burdened with glorious purpose” out of the window and 1 minute later someone screamed back “Shut up Loki, Odin is not your father, get over it” i

when you finished watching thor 2 and you realize there wont be a new movie for a while

when you finished watching thor 2 and you realize there wont be a new movie for a while

when my mom got me nothing from mc donalds

when my mom got me nothing from mc donalds